So this guy comes in, dripping wet,

Like he’d never heard of an umbrella, 

And he says to me, “Where’s the restroom?”


This guy looks like something the cat dragged in, 

And he’s got this look in his eyes,

Like he’s a crazy man or something,

But rules are rules, so I tell him, 



And what does he do,

He takes off his jacket, 

And it is dripping with water,

And he shakes it out, 

And there’s water flying everywhere

And now I got customers lookin’ real upset.


So I tell the guy to get out,

But he just won’t go.


I signal for the bartender and he comes around the corner.


He grabs this guy by the shoulders,

And spins his wiry butt around,

And he throws him out on the street.


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